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    Quote Originally Posted by AlanH View Post
    My last session in a pub was my 70th birthday on March 14th. After that the government sent me into 12 weeks isolation for being in the old gits club!
    One of my drinking companions in my local Camra branch was last year named as the oldest ever volunteer worker at the Camra GBBF. He has just had his 87th birthday. I am only about 6th in our local "old gits" branch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Real Ale Ray View Post
    Here was me thinking I was 53, until Mrs A helpfully pointed out that I'm actually 54 - that's women for you! Am thinking of exchanging her for a younger model

    Here's hoping the pubs are open in October for the next one...
    Do you think you'll reach October when herself reads that?
    There are many diseases,
    that strike people's kneeses,
    Covid19! is one by name
    It comes from the East
    Packed in bladders of yeast
    So the Chinese must take half the blame.

    Apologies to Spike Milligan

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    Do you think you'll reach October when herself reads that?
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    'I only drink on two occasions, when I'm thirsty and when I'm not'
    Brendan Behan

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    37 & 1/3

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackthorn View Post
    53 (today!)
    You look good for your age then, you got a portrait rotting away in your loft?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spinko View Post
    37 & 1/3
    we're looking for age, not waist measurements

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bucking Fastard View Post
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    Snap!
    On leaving the bar, I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. Turning round, I discovered it was the pavement

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    54 but a few weeks younger than Real Ale Ray
    Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !

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