A decent TV programme about beer.

[Farway]

Whilst all female presenters so far are good by me, for peak daytime viewing figures surely it would have to be an orange camp male? Something on lines of all the antiques type of show presenters

They would of course have to be good at running [taken as read they would not be good at fighting], so someone orange, fit & camp

Best not suggest anyone, libel etc, but no doubt we can all think of some who fit the bill


PS, or just Jordan, OK maybe not the best presenter, but at least it would enliven the pub visits

[arwkrite]

This is taking off in a whole new direction.

[arwkrite]

"now all I need is a guillible TV producer to fund it." Quote Oldboots.

I understand that the present series of "Watching Paint Dry" a.k.a Big Brother is the last so there will be a whole production team available. I say James May for Driver, he is on the right side of grumpy.

Uuuhhhhmmm.......This ...errr.......Kirstie Allsop sounds interesting. I could probably do with a bit of a bit of order and discipline in my life. If only I can remember where my black leather basque is. The memory is going to pot these days.

[aleandhearty]

Typical. I miss posting for a couple of days to find a thread has deteriorated into the usual pervy lustings. Just don't get the fixation on la Allsopp. A little too porcine for my taste. Actually, 'wittenden' mentioned Zak Avery on the Black Sheep thread and I don't know how I overlooked him. He's got loads of tastings on 'youtube' for those that are interested.

I could live with The Hairy Bikers presenting a show. Although they do the usual buddy-buddy schtick, at least they're quite reverential when it comes to talking about and cooking the food.

[ROBCamra]

I'm slightly surprised that Carol Kirkwood the BBC breakfast weather girl hasn't got a mention.

I know several "older" gentlemen who are very taken with her.

A friend of mines dad is adamant that she always wears that raincoat because she doesn't wear anything underneath it.

[General Staal]

How about Catherine Tate?

Grabs coat and runs for the door...

[gillhalfpint]

How about Catherine Tate?

Grabs coat and runs for the door...

I would run out of the door too.

[Farway]

How about Catherine Tate?

Grabs coat and runs for the door...

Not after a tale a heard her recall on the radio

Seems her exboyfriend was in habit of arriving home pished and sometimes knocking her around, so once when he was in drunken sleep she shaved half his hair off. When he woke up in the morning he asked how he only had half a head of hair "You came home like that" she replied