I've just joined Alcoholics Anonymous - I still drink, just under a different name.
When i lived at home a favorite after a night out was beans and egg on toast , aware of the dont fry when drunk advice , i would crack the eggs into the saucepan with the beans and mix them in , it tasted ok but the next morning you needed a chisel to clean the saucepan
Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !
Why don't you just get a kebab like everyone else.
On more than one occasion I've opened the microwave door in the morning and been bewildered to find a plate of congealed chinese/curry etc inside it. How did that get in there?
You can't beat coming down in the morning and finding a still wrapped kebab on the worktop. In microwave,2 minutes and down the hatch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE=an_ecumenical_matter;15634]You can't beat coming down in the morning and finding a still wrapped kebab on the worktop[/QUOTE]
A Still wrapped Doner Kebab...
Without trying to sound too much like a pretentious twat, in our household that would be known as an oxymoron..
Work is the curse of the drinking Class - Oscar Wilde
I think most of us have done this. I often go into the kitchen in the morning and find the remnants of a Microwave Meal or last nights Take Away and think I don't remember leaving that there.
The Best one Ive done so far is I could not find my Mobile Phone one morning I looked everywhere and thought I must have left it in the Pub. I went too make Breakfast and found it in the Fridge by the Ham.
Don't You just hate Pubs that say
( We don't stock any Real Ales as theres Just no call for it.)
[QUOTE=Alesonly;15636The Best one Ive done so far is I could not find my Mobile Phone one morning I looked everywhere and thought I must have left it in the Pub. I went too make Breakfast and found it in the Fridge by the Ham. [/QUOTE]
Ideal for making cold calls then