QUOTE=an_ecumenical_matter;15634]You can't beat coming down in the morning and finding a still wrapped kebab on the worktop[/QUOTE]
A Still wrapped Doner Kebab...
Without trying to sound too much like a pretentious twat, in our household that would be known as an oxymoron..
Work is the curse of the drinking Class - Oscar Wilde
You should never go on a real ale drinking session with your friend, get larried, then, in the last pub say yes when your mate asks you to share a bottle of red wine. Then drink a bottle of red each and arrange for your wife to pick you up from the pub in her car...