Apologies for breaking the first rule.
This once more refers back to the theory that some of these bland and boring beers are that way because they are not well handled. The fact that they can travel vast distances and end up on the bar the same day as delivered (see my review here) cannot be conducive to their being pleasant drinks.
Compare this with the attention to detail of a small brewery like the one mentioned in this review; though I'm pretty sure that Charlie, Mick and John would say that the beers I drank were all boring and brown, so I may have shot myself in the foot here.