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16:06

Bit off the pace with drinking this year. You'll have to excuse me. Old age not just catching me up, but running past and flicking a V as it disappears around the corner.

One more goat cheesy thing won't do me any harm. The duck is bathing in its own fat. About half done, I reckon. Though the oven has a been bit scorchio.

Mmm. The cheesiness of the cheesy thing winks suggestively from the corner at my glass of St. Bernardus. Trying to seduce a monk? You saucy thing.

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