A friend of mine is a stand up comedian in his spare time and often has gigs on the working mens club circuit . Being a handsome lad and having the gift of the gab, he's quite succesful with the ladies and often ends up having a fling for the evening with a fellow performer on the bill. One particular evening, he'd taken a rather toothsome young filly back to his dressing room when...

D'oh! Sorry guys, I've got this thread completely wrong, I thought it was 'The Screwing of the Turn'.

I'll get me coat.