Pub reviews: the philosopher's approach

[sheffield hatter]

This from Ethelred the Unsteady, loosely attached to the Blue Bell in Bolsover. Although more thoughtful and considered than some of his reviews - this one is a revision of the previous effort on the pub - there's still no impression that he's actually visited this particular pub. Is he even having a sly dig at previous reviewers for listing the beers available at the times of their visits? I think he is.

The bulk of the review is speculation about the possible contents of the jukebox back in the 1970s and a reminiscence of "pink-faced, well-scrubbed young coal miners", "the coal-tar miasma from the nearby Coalite works" and "a long-haired man, of bear-like build, [who] would service vehicles, especially sports cars. He didn't bother with jacks, but simply lifted them onto blocks."

To Ethelred, "the beers and the pubs of Merrie England [are] far above some tick-list of products and facilities." ("Merrie England". Good grief.) And he may well be right, but this is a pub guide, and the box in which he has written his contribution is headed "Ethelred The Unsteady left this review about The Blue Bell". To what extent is this a review, and is it actually "about" the Blue Bell? I would say it is not.

Discuss?

[NickDavies]

Groundhog day?

http://forums.pubsgalore.co.uk/showt...eady-s-reviews

[Aqualung]

I knew I'd seen this before but really couldn't be bothered to trawl through it all to see what has changed. I would avoid the pub on the strength of this load of waffle and the predictable choice of beers from Marstons which he seems to think is completely irrelevant. I've been to Bolsover this year to visit the JDW and felt no need to visit any other pubs.
I hope I never encounter Ethelred in a pub or at least if I do I'll be tired enough to be rapidly sent into a vary deep sleep.

[sheffield hatter]

Groundhog day?

http://forums.pubsgalore.co.uk/showt...eady-s-reviews

Indeed. And it seems he must have read the comments, because (for example) he has now "remembered" the contents of the jukebox so that it wasn't just songs by Lynyrd Skynyrd that were being played back then.

[NickDavies]

I knew I'd seen this before but really couldn't be bothered to trawl through it all to see what has changed. I would avoid the pub on the strength of this load of waffle and the predictable choice of beers from Marstons which he seems to think is completely irrelevant. I've been to Bolsover this year to visit the JDW and felt no need to visit any other pubs.
I hope I never encounter Ethelred in a pub or at least if I do I'll be tired enough to be rapidly sent into a vary deep sleep.

He's probably more interesting than Bite's wondrous Arsenalfan

[Aqualung]

He's probably more interesting than Bite's wondrous Arsenalfan

That might depend on whether Arsenalfan's posts were a subtle satirical critique of pub reviews from an intellectual giant or a complete load of old cobblers from a half witted buffoon.

[Mobyduck]

This from Ethelred the Unsteady, loosely attached to the Blue Bell in Bolsover. Although more thoughtful and considered than some of his reviews - this one is a revision of the previous effort on the pub - there's still no impression that he's actually visited this particular pub. Is he even having a sly dig at previous reviewers for listing the beers available at the times of their visits? I think he is.

The bulk of the review is speculation about the possible contents of the jukebox back in the 1970s and a reminiscence of "pink-faced, well-scrubbed young coal miners", "the coal-tar miasma from the nearby Coalite works" and "a long-haired man, of bear-like build, [who] would service vehicles, especially sports cars. He didn't bother with jacks, but simply lifted them onto blocks."

To Ethelred, "the beers and the pubs of Merrie England [are] far above some tick-list of products and facilities." ("Merrie England". Good grief.) And he may well be right, but this is a pub guide, and the box in which he has written his contribution is headed "Ethelred The Unsteady left this review about The Blue Bell". To what extent is this a review, and is it actually "about" the Blue Bell? I would say it is not.

Discuss?

Well I would, but it seem's to have been removed.

[sheffield hatter]

Well I would, but it seem's to have been removed.

Not me, guv. Must have been one of the other Seven Dwarfs or Snow White.

[Mobyduck]

Not me, guv. Must have been one of the other Seven Dwarfs or Snow White.

Ah, never trust a dwarf or a virgin.

[Quinno]

That might depend on whether Arsenalfan's posts were a subtle satirical critique of pub reviews from an intellectual giant or a complete load of old cobblers from a half witted buffoon.

The joy of when idiocy meets high satire - impossible to know which is truly which.

Wonder if Carly's recovered yet?