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    Default Language please!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/item/0...7-dcb652806c0d

    Perhaps they could reduce swearing by serving better beer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tris39 View Post
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    Perhaps they could reduce swearing by serving better beer!
    I thought most pubs would eject people that swear.Certainly the pubs I use would.My local used to eject men who wore vest type tops and anyone wearing shorts.Anyone who complained about the quality of the Youngs or Bass beer was also handed their money back and told to leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by london calling View Post
    I thought most pubs would eject people that swear.Certainly the pubs I use would.My local used to eject men who wore vest type tops and anyone wearing shorts.Anyone who complained about the quality of the Youngs or Bass beer was also handed their money back and told to leave.
    Another thing.If you asked for a bag of crisps they were opened for you and decanted onto a plate..I have known people to complain about that as they preferred them from the bag.Ejected.That's the thing when you are wealthy and run a pub.You don't have to put up with shit from customers.That word would have got me thrown out of a Sam,shit pub with their shit bitter,shit food and great bottled beer but at shittly expensive prices.

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    What a bunch of ......

    Oh dear I'm barred as well!

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    If somebody wants to put my crisps onto a plate they'll be leaving the building not me.

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    Well there's any number of pubs which insist on giving you a bowl of cash and carry peanuts and rushing your three quid for them rather than an 80p bag of KP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcfczuluarmy View Post
    If somebody wants to put my crisps onto a plate they'll be leaving the building not me.
    Now! now! they were two gentle old ladies running the pub. I f you bought a packet of fags they remove the cellophane opened the packet removed the silver paper and popped up the first fag for you. Anyway you would be barred for drinking lager before you got the chance to order crisps.

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    The racist , sexist and homophobic views being loudly discussed in The Falcon Inn last night were perfectly acceptable as no bad language was used
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    Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !

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    Quote Originally Posted by london calling View Post
    Now! now! they were two gentle old ladies running the pub. I f you bought a packet of fags they remove the cellophane opened the packet removed the silver paper and popped up the first fag for you. Anyway you would be barred for drinking lager before you got the chance to order crisps.
    You did have to put up with Tim.

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