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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris_Hilton View Post
    Very annoying. Looks like a cheaper, Essex version of Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club. Would be better suited to the new web-site Jazz Clubs Galore.
    Fair enough, but I reckon the posting tells one an awful lot about the place.

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    I've noticed that you can post reviews of various Brake Brothers' dishes on Wetherspoon's web site

    http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/...u/main/mains-2

    However I can only imagine that their poor assistant managers have been told to write them up, or the publicity department dreams them up on slow Friday afternoons or, least probably, they are written by real punters and moderated and edited to with an inch of comprehensibility by someone whose favourite word is "yum" and has an aversion to the shift key except when to get an exclamation mark.

    http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/...dressing-267/1

    Now for the challenge, the poor dears clearly need some help. Some products have yet to be reviewed. How many uncompromisingly optimistic accounts of a JD Wetherspoon Bowl Of Chips can we get under the radar before they smell a rat?

    http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/home/...on-of-chips-33

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris_Hilton View Post
    surely not serious?

    He made me reach for the sickbag, just before total disbelief set in,

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    surely not serious?

    He made me reach for the sickbag, just before total disbelief set in,
    It is when he uses the word 'magical', i think they would need to pull more than a rabbit out of the hat to achieve that.
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    It was the line that the landlady "has empowered them to respect themselves and their customers" that did it for me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    He made me reach for the sickbag
    God, yes. Possibly a writer for Hallmark cards, on an industrial dose of Prozac.
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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    I wouldn’t want to be stuck on the train next to Steve and his magical sack of music on the way back to Beckenham late on a rainy Thursday night.
    WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES

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    Thank heavens for the Staines bypass

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    Carlsberg don't do pub reviews, but if they did........
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