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    Default Football Urinal Mats - A Modern Fly on the Urinal

    Some of you may have heard of the famous study which proved that mens urinal accuracy is massively improved when they are given a target to aim for.

    At Ur-In-Goal we have taken this concept and turned it into an simple and effective urinal mat.

    Our football urinal mats act as an incentive for accuracy, thus reducing spillage and keeping you facilities cleaner.

    Take a look for yourself, we would love to know what you think.

    http://www.ur-in-goal.co.uk
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ur-In-Goal View Post
    Some of you may have heard of the famous study which proved that mens urinal accuracy is massively improved when they are given a target to aim for.

    At Ur-In-Goal we have taken this concept and turned it into an simple and effective urinal mat.

    Our football urinal mats act as an incentive for accuracy, thus reducing spillage and keeping you facilities cleaner.

    Take a look for yourself, we would love to know what you think.

    http://www.ur-in-goal.co.uk
    I've seen these in a few places - no idea whether they really work, but anything is worth a try, so good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpadam View Post
    I've seen these in a few places - no idea whether they really work, but anything is worth a try, so good luck!
    They don't. We tried them and the little plastic footballs supplied were all nicked in the first 2 days. Unbelievable!

    Some numpties then stood back to see how far they could hit the goal from which makes the problem worse, not better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROBCamra View Post
    They don't. We tried them and the little plastic footballs supplied were all nicked in the first 2 days. Unbelievable!
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    Did you hear about the fly who landed on the urinal?

    He got pissed off.

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