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    Old & Bitter oldboots's Avatar
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    Looks Jewish to me,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wittenden View Post
    Can't find the link, but I read in the Sunday papers that old Bill has seized a four foot stone phallus in a shop in Leeming Bar, North Yorkshire. This old Pope sure gets around.
    Another cock-up by NYPD ,

    here is the shop link check out the Free Willy bit of "shop by categories" for details on how to buy. And here for details on joining the campaign.

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    Perhaps when they heard Pope Benedicked was visiting they thought it would be an appropriate welcome.

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    I think that's just a fallacy...

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    All the puns you need are in this article. So far I have found:-

    Stiff criticism
    Priapic priesthood
    Stimulating monument
    Erected the column
    Ceramic shaft
    Since its erection
    Got the ball rolling
    Merely sheathed
    Manly monument
    and
    Prick his conscience.

    Excellent work.
    Last edited by Evil Gazebo; 14-04-2010 at 11:03.

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    Some excellent work there, I'm surprised that there is no mention of the Pope beating the Bishop if the artful erection is not removed.

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    Just for once Words Fail Me!

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    What a knob--------- i mean the artist
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    Looks Jewish to me,
    Possibly. Although, it may be just the biggest drawback when visiting the area!
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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    ....Alternatively, it could be viewed as the Maltese Missile Crisis.
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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