The Carry On Caption Contest

[oldboots]

....Alternatively, it could be viewed as the Maltese Missile Crisis.

Sounds like Blaster Bates's "guided muscle that'll blast you into maternity"

[Oggwyn Trench]

Sounds like Blaster Bates's "guided muscle that'll blast you into maternity"

For those who dont know Blaster Bates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XXTR...eature=related , i got a load of his LPs in the attic , thanks for the reminder OB

[Alesonly]

I suppose you could always get a large black sheath and cover it. It could even Be sponsored by one of the condom makers with there logo. Such as ( Large gold letters with Sponsored by Virgin Mates)

[Conrad]

I figure this is probably the best place to continue to poke fun at religion.

At least the devoted Catholics don't have to worry about the earth moving for them.

[trainman]

Equally suitable for youtube thread, but you'll see why I posted it here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpuYoK6wv_Y