Just my luck...

[hopwas]

... Somehow I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I was rushed to hospital and X ray confirmed big break between my wrist and elbow. My arm is now on cast.

It was bloody painful! I have experienced 4 broken bones in my life and each has own story.

My plan for next week will still go on.

P.S I don't want any pity as I have been through millions of times

Hoppy

[Conrad]

I broke my little finger once does that count?

[hopwas]

I broke my little finger once does that count?

Sigh.. That do count I got badly disfigured pinky finger due to wrestling around with my friend. He body slammed me with my poor pinky finger. My pinky finger got slammed under combined 120 kg of weight...

Now try to imagine the pain...

[Strongers]

I broke my middle finger pushing the roller ball on a pub golf machine - I ended up in the rough!

[arwkrite]

Two broken big toes ( one left and one right) playing five a side football in my youth. They are now arthritic and are really painfull whenever the weather changes.
A set of broken ribs, also in my younger years, from getting blotto on seemingly innocuous barley wine and passing out when stood over the toilet pan.
Broken collar bone when a police car rolled over ( someone else was driving I hasten to add ).
Smashed thumb with hammer whilst stamping metal.
Hairline skull fracture after chains from an overhead crane whip lashed and knocked me out.
I was accident prone but in my older years realise it aint worth all the pain and inconvenience.

[Strongers]

Two broken big toes ( one left and one right) playing five a side football in my youth. They are now arthritic and are really painfull whenever the weather changes.
A set of broken ribs, also in my younger years, from getting blotto on seemingly innocuous barley wine and passing out when stood over the toilet pan.
Broken collar bone when a police car rolled over ( someone else was driving I hasten to add ).
Smashed thumb with hammer whilst stamping metal.
Hairline skull fracture after chains from an overhead crane whip lashed and knocked me out.
I was accident prone but in my older years realise it aint worth all the pain and inconvenience.

Shall we start calling you Mr Bump?

[RogerB]

... P.S I don't want any pity as I have been through millions of times

You weren't going to get any . Evel Kneival had a better safety record than you do.

[hopwas]

You weren't going to get any . Evel Kneival had a better safety record than you do.

Woke up this morning and It was real agony just to get out of my bed. Couldn't even open my beloved marmite jar *sobs* I had to settle for rather plain toast

I just had an unsettling thought, How the hell I can open bottles or cans..

Oh well Lets hope it will get improve by Monday as I got a plan on that day..

[Farway]

I just had an unsettling thought, How the hell I can open bottles or cans..

One solution would be get a Watneys Party 7, then using can spanner wirh one hand you are in, or you would be if WP7 still existed

[hopwas]

One solution would be get a Watneys Party 7, then using can spanner wirh one hand you are in, or you would be if WP7 still existed

Just before my time.

Bought bottle of cider along with long straw