I attended a church service last week where one of the hymns was 'Guide me, O thou great Redeemer' (the bread of heaven song adapted by football fans all over).

When it came to the second verse, it started "Open now the crystal fountain, whence the healing stream doth flow" I thought, hold on, the Crystal Fountain is a pub in Cannock. The healing stream must be the Black Country ales they sell.

Can you think of any more?