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Double figures already!*

I'm delighted with sales so far, qua collectable value. And the five copies I've bought and inscribed:

"This is the personal copy of the author."

Or was that ten?

Tea is almost ready. I need to sign out.

It's a weird book, none of my usual dazzling wit and repartee**. Just photos - of varying legibility - of brewing logs.

Here's a crazy bonus - the first to ask me to sign a copy of Yule Logs!! will get an exclusive Barclay Perkins mug - for free!!.

Buy my weirdly pointless book! I'll get back to you later with a reason why.








* Remember I work in binary.
** F_ck off, you red-nosed c_nt.

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