It's over a year since I felt the need to nominate a BABOTW, but Coco Loco from The Grafton Brewing Co, tried at the Todmorden Beer Festival is an absolute clunker. Luckily, I didn't actually buy it, that unfortunate honour went to 'oldboots', but one mouthful told me all I needed to know. The programme notes described it as 'a dark beer with a hint of coconut and finishing with a bitterness and subtle coconut tones on the palate.' Hint? Subtle? It was like a bag of desiccated coconut liquefied in alcohol. Not only mouth puckering, in its awfulness, but sphincter tightening and toe curling. Yowzer.