I thought it might be enjoyable to list some of the classic mangled phrases and plain confused ramblings read on the pub reviews here and elsewhere.
I'll start:
- Listening to music on a 'duke box'
- Misspelling beer as 'bear' - so one can have a pint in the lovely bear garden, for example.
- Pubs that host an 'open mike' night (poor Mike!)
over to you...