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10:45

Not sure I can be arsed with this this year. Let's see how it goes.

The dry teaeyness of the tea contrasts beautifully with the breadiness of the crumpet (or warme ontbijtbroodjes - warm breakfast breads - as they're called in Dutch) and the coloured-up cheesiness of the red Leicester. Just realised that it's a 100% Marks and Spencer breakfast. I wonder how that happened?

No-one though to be me some Islay. Looks like being a whisky-free Christmas. I feel like going upstairs abnd having a good long cry on the bed.

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