Pitfalls to avoid in reviewing

[Quinno]

I thought it might be enjoyable to list some of the classic mangled phrases and plain confused ramblings read on the pub reviews here and elsewhere.

I'll start:

• Listening to music on a 'duke box'
• Misspelling beer as 'bear' - so one can have a pint in the lovely bear garden, for example.
• Pubs that host an 'open mike' night (poor Mike!)

over to you...