Shurely you're not suggesting that the illustrated product is in any way similar to these wonderful new products?
I seem to recall buying Top Deck in Newsagents. Newsagents don't exist any more round my way as they are all "convenience stores" with a front of fresh fruit and veg disguising the fact that they are just there to sell rubbish booze from the Global Corporate Abominations to street drinkers or people who are either lazy or indiscerning.