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    Quote Originally Posted by hondo View Post
    "acknowledged the sign could have been insensitive and said it had been removed"
    https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/whats-...n-down-2764443
    Humor it seems is a thing of the past.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    Humor it seems is a thing of the past.
    Well quite. It certainly was for whoever wrote that sign.

    If you've ever known anyone who's suffered a relationship breakdown due to alcohol problems you'll know exactly how funny it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    Humor it seems is a thing of the past.
    Didn't see anything humorous about that sign.

    And "please drink responsibly and quickly"? What were they thinking?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sheffield hatter View Post
    Didn't see anything humorous about that sign.

    And "please drink responsibly and quickly"? What were they thinking?
    That was exactly my point.
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    It's stolen from Viz. Except for the bit about drinking responsibly, that replaces a fake link to a 'www.getyourselfonthesauce.gov.uk' public service website.

    It's available as a T-shirt, and I've got one. Others in the range are 'A Pint and a fight- a Great British night', and 'Don't be soft- Have a Fight!'

    Although they tickle me, I wouldn't get these, as after being lamped it'd be very hard to argue that you weren't asking for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hondo View Post
    "acknowledged the sign could have been insensitive and said it had been removed"
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    Humour will be lost when they tell you the price of a drink in it. Although I do like the pub especially as I pulled a barmaid in there once in my younger years.

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    Not a sign as such, more a sign of the times? I've spotted these in a couple of North London pubs: https://www.pinterest.co.uk/meikevan...athroom-mania/

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    On toilet door of Greedy Pig micropub, near Bradford
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    Quote Originally Posted by Real Ale Ray View Post
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    On toilet door of Greedy Pig micropub, near Bradford
    You shouldn't be laughing at depraved smut like that! I nearly fell off my chair laughing.

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    On toilet door of Fez micropub in Margate.
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