Here's one from the PuG crawl in Shrewsbury, seen in the Coach & Horses.
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On leaving the bar, I felt a strong blow to the back of my head. Turning round, I discovered it was the pavement
Reasonably funny sign outside Kings Arms, Salford.
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I noticed this on Retired Martin's blog, not very profound but I'm sure one of our illustrious contributors modelled for the "murial"
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Tell us, now, how and when
We may find the bravest men?
A sure test, an easy test:
Those that drink beer are the best