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    What is the worst Pubs toilets you know and why.

    Mine has got to be the Springfield Pk Tavern The Springfield Park Tavern
    Broken No Locks on the doors.
    Holes Punched in the walls of cubicles
    Never any bog paper or soap
    Walls are filthy with mould & dirt
    Offensive graffiti on walls
    Always puddles of Pi55 on floor.
    Other than that it a great old traditional Pub .
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    The smelliest I know are in the Ship & Mitre but otherwise they're OK.

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    The Posada in Wolverhampton had some of the worst toilets I'd ever visited.

    They were just filthy, nobody had cleaned them for ages.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    The smelliest I know are in the Ship & Mitre but otherwise they're OK.
    I car'nt comment on smelly toilets as i lost my sense of smell in 2004 after having a stroke,my wife always tells me what things smell like now,she did say that the London Pub in russell square stunk of stale sweat and the toilets smelt even worse,i just have to take her word for it.

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    Only been to the Coborn Arms once ,but the yellow stuff was flowing over the toe nails,may have been an unfortunate one off but pretty grim at the time.
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    Off the top of my head - Bird In Hand

    Definite correlation between clean (not necessarily 'good') toilets and pub quality IMO.

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    Walkabout in Shepherds Bush. No toilet seats or locks or soap or bog roll or water. inch of yellow water with a 'caution wet floor' sign plonked in the middle of it. All toilets briming with brown.

    My visit was over 15 years ago, but it still haunts me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongers View Post
    Walkabout in Shepherds Bush. No toilet seats or locks or soap or bog roll or water. inch of yellow water with a 'caution wet floor' sign plonked in the middle of it. All toilets briming with brown.

    My visit was over 15 years ago, but it still haunts me.
    Par for the course in Walkabout?!

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    the Wenlock,s toilets are definitely smelliest
    the Smithfield hotel Manchester,s are a disgrace . urinals hanging off the wall ,tiles missing.

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