What is the worst Pubs toilets you know and why.

Mine has got to be the Springfield Pk Tavern The Springfield Park Tavern
Broken No Locks on the doors.
Holes Punched in the walls of cubicles
Never any bog paper or soap
Walls are filthy with mould & dirt
Offensive graffiti on walls
Always puddles of Pi55 on floor.
Other than that it a great old traditional Pub .