Then them thinking your'e a moaning old git for asking for a top up.Originally Posted by oldboots
Then them thinking your'e a moaning old git for asking for a top up.
"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
-W.C.Fields
And they return the pint with the same sized head as before because it's coming out a bit lively and the manager hasn't bothered training them.
WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES 
glad to see you followed my advice!
MILD:
...Asking you several times to repeat a simple round. A few months ago, a conversation with some spindly, acne ridden hobbledehoy went like this:
Me: A pint of Silver King, half a Landlord and a dry white wine please.
Two minutes later....
SARH: There's your Silver King. What else was it?
Me: Half a Landlord and a dry white wine.
Two minutes later....
SARH: Here's half a Landlord. Sorry, what was the last one again?
Me:A dry white wine (whilst thinking: FFS! Our last goldfish had a better memory than you)
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.
Last week in a regular Pub I use in Finchley with no good ales on tap so I though I would have A bottle of Fullers 1845 as I could see it in the cabinet behind the bar. Barmaid comes over to serve me so I ask bottle of Fullers 1845 please. Barmaid looks confused at pumps and says sorry its not on so I say its in the cabinet over there pointing too it. Barmaid comes back and asks would you like a glass with ice in it.No thanks just a pint Glass.
Don't You just hate Pubs that say
( We don't stock any Real Ales as theres Just no call for it.)
Ah well, at least you got your Ossett first!
How do you know it wasn't the white wine?
'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.
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