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    Default 10 most annoying things in hospitality customer service

    This guy hasn't lived; how about us lot?

    My starter for 10........

    being asked while you peruse the pumps "are you dining with us today sir?"

    being asked while you peruse the pumps "are you all right there?"



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    He'd die of apoplexy if he went in a Wetherspoons.

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    "Would sir like crisps or nuts with that?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinno View Post
    "Would sir like crisps or nuts with that?"

    gnarrr
    Oooh that is aggravating. SSP who run station bars make their staff do that. And if you do succumb you don't, for some obscure reason, get the BiTE card discount on crisps and nuts.

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    When at the bar with the wife and get asked "what can i get you guys today".
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    Quibbling when you ask for a top-up of a short measure.

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    Overflowing pint glass plonked on bar without any attempt to provide a beer mat or similar item to stop the dribbles & puddle
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    Taking an 'off pint' back to the bar. Having the bar man say 'Yes, it seems off to me, but I must refer it to the Manager'. Then having the Manager say, 'Nope. Its fine. No refund or replacement.'

    My group and I got up and went to a different pub where we spent our £200.00 on food and drink!
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    Quote Originally Posted by General Staal View Post
    Taking an 'off pint' back to the bar. Having the bar man say 'Yes, it seems off to me, but I must refer it to the Manager'. Then having the Manager say, 'Nope. Its fine. No refund or replacement.'
    Which pub? I think we need to know!
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