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    Fully paid up beer belly Farway's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mobyduck View Post
    but I've always been there in the morning albiet in varying states of disrepair.
    That is due to the invisible drunken gorilla that follows you home, chucks your neatly folded clothes on the floor, maybe leaves fridge door open & dirty plates /curry containers on the side, perhaps wees a bit on toilet floor, possibly farts in your sweet smelling bed and finally breathes foul noxious gases into your mouth before departing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farway View Post
    That is due to the invisible drunken gorilla that follows you home, chucks your neatly folded clothes on the floor, maybe leaves fridge door open & dirty plates /curry containers on the side, perhaps wees a bit on toilet floor, possibly farts in your sweet smelling bed and finally breathes foul noxious gases into your mouth before departing
    You forgot about him empting your wallet, the thieving git

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
    You forgot about him empting your wallet, the thieving git
    Oh That's where it all went then.
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