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    I'm not sure what my wife looks up on this computer as the most common advert I see is for a fish pedicure place in Brighton.
    WE ARE THE BREADMEN - UP THE BEES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongers View Post
    I'm not sure what my wife looks up on this computer as the most common advert I see is for a fish pedicure place in Brighton.
    Ah, but what ads does she see when you have been on PC a while?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongers View Post
    I'm not sure what my wife looks up on this computer as the most common advert I see is for a fish pedicure place in Brighton.
    Do fish have feet? I know they have fingers 'cos Bird's Eye sell them, never seen fish toes for sale though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farway View Post
    Do fish have feet? I know they have fingers 'cos Bird's Eye sell them, never seen fish toes for sale though
    Perhaps they concentrate on the sole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ETA View Post
    Perhaps they concentrate on the sole.
    I've haddock 'nuff of these puns already...

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    Apparently, when you've had one of these fish pedicures, you feel as though you could dance the conger!
    'And where he supped the past lived still. And where he sipped the glass brimmed full' John Barleycorn, Carol Ann Duffy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aleandhearty View Post
    Apparently, when you've had one of these fish pedicures, you feel as though you could dance the conger!
    And show the rest a clean pair of Eels
    Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oggwyn Trench View Post
    And show the rest a clean pair of Eels
    you're skating on thin ice...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinno View Post
    you're skating on thin ice...
    But having a whale of a time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Farway View Post
    But having a whale of a time
    This thread is starting to Flounder
    Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !

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