Couple overheard telling friends about their weekend away "York was beautifull , lots of old narrow streets and quaint old pubs selling that old fashioned real ale , glad to be back could`nt get a decent pint of Carling cold anywhere !"
Theres a Man with a Mullet going Mad with a Mallet in Millets !
Man next to me in Little B in Sale, handing a pint, with over one inch of head, back to barmaid,
"Will you give me a top up please."
Barmaid, handing it back
"Can you drink some of the froth off it first!"