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    Wonderful conversation going on here between a group of septagenerians (sp?).

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    Nearly, septuagenarian.
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    I was in a pub recently when the only other occupants of the pub at a nearby table were clearly the new owner/management of The Wenlock Arms, and they were discussing their future plans for the pub. My notes on the pub I was in were quite sparse as I couldn't help overhearing their conversation and it was more interesting than what I was trying to write! I felt quite heartened by the time I left.

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    Drifting slightly, unless you were in a pub frequented by Splodgenessabounds, saying "two pints of lager and a packet of crisps please" was deemed a perfectly reasonable way of commencing proceedings. Then came the need to preface it with "can I get" and the requirement of many to use the word 'like' at least two times per subordinate clause. Lately it appears we must preface every sentence with "so". So nowadays, you hear people saying "So like can I get like two bottles of like Corona with the like lime in and some like stuffed olives please?" Splodgenessabounds would never have written their song today.

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    Nick.

    Thank you. "Can I get" makes my blood boil, I'd love to be serving and say "No You "F*^"&*Ng can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maldenman View Post

    "Can I get" makes my blood boil
    Indeed, but not so much as catching myself saying it!
    Oh, the shame, when that somehow inveigles its way into my bar vocabulary. Be speech vigilant tm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maldenman View Post
    Nick.

    Thank you. "Can I get" makes my blood boil, I'd love to be serving and say "No You "F*^"&*Ng can't.
    A perfectly acceptable response I've heard is "No you can't, but if you'd like one I could get it for you"
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