Quote Originally Posted by oldboots View Post
I heard that on the BBC this morning and thought that makes a change from repeating lies about alcohol consumption.

I must say I've never broken a bone when I've been drunk so I will keep taking the medicine.
A long time ago me Dad came home a bit worse for the drink , slipped in the bathroom , fell in the cast iron bath breaking his elbow , the sight of me Mom trying to get 17 stone of very drunk man in a lot of pain out of the bath with tears of laughter running down her face will live with me forever