Don't do as I do, and you know the rest of the quote I hope

[Farway]

"A UKIP MEP has admitted being “drugged up” on a cocktail of alcohol and prescription painkillers while making a speech in the European Parliament" ....." had to be “carried out of the chamber” after drinking"

"http://politicalscrapbook.net/2012/02/ukip-mep-makes-euro-parliament-speech-on-booze-and-drugs-cocktail/"

". I can claim to have done my bit over the years. I have never missed a night in a pub once a week, every week since 1966 when they first let me in. I have never drunk less than 8 pints in a session"

Welcome to the club

[ETA]

Judging by some of the nonsense that comes out of Westminster and Brussels, I'd say he's not the only one.

Though bizarrely, the most ridiculous thing to come out recently was from someone who, by her own admission, has never set foot in Strangers' Bar (see the Top Totty thread). Makes you wonder what she is doing, though.