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    In Brewdog bars when you pay by card you have to...

    In Brewdog bars when you pay by card you have to click on a tip before you can pay even when you order at the bar.0% 5% 10% or 20%.You can guess which one I use.
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    Card payments in general.Got charged for a £4...

    Card payments in general.Got charged for a £4 half of craft beer that my mate had ordered.Dont mind buying him it but it was put on my tab instead of his .In the next pub noticed when I tapped for...
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    Similar happened to me when I was sitting with an...

    Similar happened to me when I was sitting with an empty glass. I was asked if I wanted another one.Why would I want another empty glass I said.
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    Killjoy.

    Killjoy.
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    The manageress of my local serves short measures....

    The manageress of my local serves short measures. The pumps have sparklers and she thrashes the beer out so violently she cannot get a full pint for all the foam.Short measure usually means the pub...
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    In JDW,s they used to have the pump clips on even...

    In JDW,s they used to have the pump clips on even when the beer was not on so I suppose -off course you can is used because they were previously fed up of saying sorry its not on -what that one sorry...
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    I was in two micro pubs yesterday and stood at...

    I was in two micro pubs yesterday and stood at the bar in both them. One did have tall chairs and beer barrels were lined up behind them.
    Fat people struggle to get into low tables and chairs so...
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    Micro pubs who don't keep to their opening hours...

    Micro pubs who don't keep to their opening hours and shut cause they are quiet.Course they will be quiet if they don't open when we need them.
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    Barstaff who tell me the house beer is specially...

    Barstaff who tell me the house beer is specially brewed by Greene King only for this pub.The landlord went to the brewery to help them brew the beer.Really?
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    People in beer gardens who put the overhead...

    People in beer gardens who put the overhead heaters on without considering bald people like me.My wife said my bonce looks sunburned.
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    Red wine drinking landlord who said I am the only...

    Red wine drinking landlord who said I am the only one who claims his beer is too warm sitting chatting to Kieth from Preston who then tells me he only drinks Titanic -stout (keg)because the cask beer...
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    non smoking pub customers who want to use the...

    non smoking pub customers who want to use the beer garden now the weather is getting better.No.
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    could be an annoyance but could have been avoided...

    could be an annoyance but could have been avoided by me
    Went into a craft bar in the east end and walk down the length of the pub under the gaze of a barman
    him-can I help you sir
    me -not really...
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    I move here 37 years ago and vaguely remember old...

    I move here 37 years ago and vaguely remember old man Aldington.That pratt was his son in law Tim (nice but dim).They do indeed still own it.Four pubs on the junction of Kew Bridge now one.
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    Do you remember it when the 2 old ladies had...

    Do you remember it when the 2 old ladies had it.Quaint rules and regulations.When you ordered crisps the packet was open for you and the crisps put on a plate.No sleeveless tops for men you were...
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    That's my mate Gordon. You are BARRED.

    That's my mate Gordon. You are BARRED.
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    That's the reason then but also the half pint had...

    That's the reason then but also the half pint had a head which reduced the volume as well.
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    The Express at Kew Bridge used to fill a half...

    The Express at Kew Bridge used to fill a half pint dimple mug then pour it into a pint glass and when you topped it up with the bottle it wasn't a full pint.This pissed off the light and bitter...
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    I went into a pub in central London with deafing...

    I went into a pub in central London with deafing music.I struggled to convey to the barman that I wanted a bottle of the rarely seen Little Brew beer that was in the bottom of the fridge.He came back...
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    As the thousands of beers I have drank are nearly...

    As the thousands of beers I have drank are nearly always in half pints. it helps if you use sign language as well.Staff are so used to serving pints they automatically grab a pint glass and don't...
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    Pubs with outside seating but inward opening...

    Pubs with outside seating but inward opening doors. How do you get outside with 2 beers in your hands. The Wenlock and Essex has it sussed. A revolving door.Nice one.
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    Metal chairs for outside seating. Too cold for...

    Metal chairs for outside seating. Too cold for winter.
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    People who play darts or pool.Especially the pool...

    People who play darts or pool.Especially the pool players tonight who think its okay to block the entrance to the toilets while they decide which ball they are going to play.
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    622 Went for a meal the other night 3 ordered...

    622 Went for a meal the other night 3 ordered lamb shanks 2 absolute whoppers and one from a very small lamb .Not fair.
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    Dae ye mean broon sauce

    Dae ye mean broon sauce
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