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Pubs that play a backing soundtrack and also have muted screens showing music videos,

But they're NOT playing the same songs. :moremad:

:D

Philistine. :evilgrin:

Errrm, I did crushed baby potatoes with gammon for our dinner on Saturday. :o

When done with butter and white pepper it tastes different to either whole baby potatoes or mash.

Then he'll be "going on a journey". :ninja:

Overheard in a famous Manchester pub "Can I gedda pinta lager"

Barman: "Nope, I'll have to get it for you"

Confused numpty: "What?" :evilgrin:

Welcome aboard, the bus is getting quite full. :D

You Luddite. :p

Many years ago I had a guy phone me up who started the conversation with " Wouldn't it be fantastic to look out of your window and see a brand new Mercedes?"

I pointed out that it would be f**kin'...

Similar experience about 3 weeks ago in the Baum.

2 blokes walk in, both about 40, they survey the 6 handpumps.

They then walk round the side of the bar to look at the lager fonts.

Then one...

Not busy, on a wet Tuesday in February, you're joking.

It was the local CAMRA branch meeting upstairs so there were 18 in.

The bad news was the announcement that the Oldham Beer festival has...

Hmmmmm! I'm going to be a FOG tonight at The Baum then, with the Guvnor sitting on our side of the bar. :cheers:

Everyone will still get served in turn though, and if it gets busy (on a wet...

Mind you the Pen & Parchment is a terrible tourist hole, as is much of Stratford. Only the Windmill and the Thatched House come through with much merit.

I feel a review coming on :(