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WISE DOCTOR

A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?

The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to...

Heard in the always excellent Roscoe Head on Sunday night.

One regular, lets call him Mick, was telling a story about nights on the town in Liverpool in the past.

How long ago was this Mick?...

Spotted on the Facebook page of the Red Lion in Rotherham ,posted on Christmas Eve.

I’VE HEARD THAT IF YOU HAVE RELATIVES ROUND ON CHRISTMAS DAY THE POLICE CAN FORCE ENTRY AND MAKE THEM GO HOME.
...

Heard a Doctor on TV say to get through the boredom of self isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives.

I looked through the house to find all the things i've...

Great comment online within 20 minutes of reports that Man United's bus had been smashed up.

Now United have 2 shit coaches. :evilgrin:

N/4 man, found in the Northern Quarters of Manchester, Leeds and even Bradford. :evilgrin:

Talking about Manchester's N/4 I called in the Blackjack Brewery Tap @ The Smithfield last Friday.
...

Just in case anybody missed it in Blogger - very funny

http://www.beerreviews.co.uk/beer/sh1t-beer-geeks-say/

A brilliant one liner from the guy who does the betting tips in the Daily Mirror today.

"The first day in a nudist colony is always the hardest!" :evilgrin:

Clare Balding on HIGNFY I believe?

Saw an advert yesterday for some Meatloaf knickers.

On the front it says "I'll do anything for love" and on the back it says " But I won't do that" :evilgrin:

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:"pour some luke warm water over it."

Wife texts back: "computer completely f**ked now."

Oh dear. And there we have the reason why it had been quietly allowed to rot. :D

Coat!!

Overheard in The Baum on Saturday night.

3 couples were chatting and drinking together when one of the guys went off to the bar and brought back 6 black sambucca's.

"What's this in aid of ?" ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHhy-mGndI

George & Zippy do Top Gear. A cracking send up done apparantly for Clarksons birthday.

I don't think this has been posted on here before although some...

Rhodri Giggs's wife, who was allegedly also sha**ing Ryan has also rumoured to have been linked with several other current and ex - Utd players including Dwight Yorke.

Allegedly her nickname in...

Birmingham have a parade to celebrate relegation? :evilgrin:

I see the draw for the 1st preliminary round of the Champions League has been made already.

Man City have drawn Rapid Exit. :evilgrin:

A group of girlfriends, all age 40, discussed where they should meet
for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the waiters there were handsome, with...

I'd forgotten that there was a Beer Scooter rank outside there. :D

Beer Scooters - This explains a few things :p

How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night
drinking and thought 'How on earth did I get home?' As hard as you try, you cannot...

Thing that are impossible to say when you're drunk.

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me,...

Just finished reading a book by Danny King called Blue Collar which made me laugh out loud several times.

It's about a brickie who meets up with a posh girl.

He's telling his mates about the...

Rob Green trained for 3 hours yesterday, had 4000 shots fired at him and didn't concede a single goal.

Tomorrow him and Heskey are going to train with the rest of the squad. :p