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I'm looking forward to Monday when it's all officially over. The weather is playing ball too with some wild and woolly weather expected.

JDW are doing their Xmas menu and beers. Both are pretty grim with Pale Rider and Jaipur easily being the best offerings. Roll on January.

A bloke I knew was able to get maroons from a place in Kent. I think they must have had TNT in them as the explosion from the giant ones was enough for the shock wave to be felt by the rib cage. They...

Ditto here but the firework parties have been resurrected for my friend's grand children. I still really enjoy them but have to hide behind a bush while the big cakes are going off!! They are a lot...

I was talking about Tuppeny bangers here. Wearing a glove for a penny one would make you a total lightweight.

I don't even remember Halloween being on the radar as a child. The big event was November the 5th. During October we would buy bangers and jumping jacks which I believe are now outlawed. The badge of...

I would never voluntarily subject myself to 95f temperatures. I'm pretty sure the removal of Sixpoint Bengali IPA is down to the sinking pound but you would never get the idiot chairman to confirm...

You're dead right there but Tesco put their mountains of rubbish sweets and biscuits up in late August and I saw my first Xmas bookings sign weeks ago. It's all downhill now until early January! On...

A church in Highams Park has some Christmassy reindeers on it and we're still in October. I nearly threw up on the bus.

A Nicholson's dump in Newcastle had the Xmas menu on display on Friday August 17th. I deducted a point for it. Even JDW don't start that early. I think it used to be 1st September but haven't seen...