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Very funny!

The Scottish? Governor in the Express is one of the most miserable barstewards I’ve ever met. A lunch time a few years ago I saw a woman bite into a prawn baguette she had just purchased before her...

2 years ago in Gillingham, the jewel of the garden county.

Me: ‘half a Stella please.’
Barmaid pulls a pint whilst I watch a bit of golf.
Me: ‘sorry, I asked for a half’
Barmaid:...

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Too true! :lol:

Also, waterborne bar billiard sharks and bar billiard games that seem to go on forever!

When the people that are sat on the side of the pool table or are standing right next to it see you put the money in, rack up, break and still wait until you ask them to move so that you can take...

As discussed on another thread - Pubs that advertise Christmas in September.

It must be a southern thing because I hate mushy peas :sick: and wonder why anyone would choose salad cream :sick: over mayo.

I'll whack loads of gravy on a roast/red meat pie/shepherds pie etc, but I'm not so keen on chips and gravy. Chips and curry sauce is another matter entirely!

Or salad?!?

Really grumpy!!!

Pubs that advertise a secret garden which is in fact a garden.

Wow I’m grumpy today!!!

People who say in an accusatory manner things like “blimey you can drink can’t you” or “wow, that must be your fifth pint”.

Pubs that close early because the governor...

Pubs that call crisps "chips"

Whilst we are talking about food here are some things off the top of my head that I cannot stand.

I’ve yet to meet anyone who smothers a burger in vinegar so why do lots of pubs serve their...

I remember being in Gertie Brown’s (now long closed) in Hampstead many years ago when they had a dodgy Arab channel showing football on a Saturday afternoon. The governor muted the TV and put Five...

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Too many TVs.... Never.... Just not enough eyes!

Off duty staff and managers behind the bar talking to the staff on duty and generally getting in the way.

I was in a pub in Northampton and this old boy kept following me around telling me of the cheap prices behind the bar. He must have listed every drink's cost and even lent over the pool table whilst...

Has anyone on here ever forked out the three or so quid for a small cup of wasabi peas - I know I haven't!

Not a member of the Birmingham speed boat owners club are you?;)

When my phone rings and there is that four second delay I usually hang up - If I don't I normally get called by my wife's maiden...

An annoyance that reared its ugly head yesterday whilst I was watching Chelsea v Arsenal were the people that come into the pub and stand by the door and stay for the game without buying a drink....