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Metal chairs outside in the summer when hot enough to fry an egg on them!!

Hmmm. I'm a northerner, and I hate mushy peas, but I do like gravy on chips, and a gravy boat with my Sunday dinner.

I'm totally gobsmacked to find that most of those would be on my list, and those that arn't should be - apart from those concerning gents of course, although having said that, most of those do apply...

Haven't seen this sort of thing in pubs yet. Presume the bar person has a zapper to see that the same sport is running on all tellies. Will be bedlam if each table can have something different on....

Glad to hear I'm not the only one caught out on that one.

I always seem to have paper serviettes in good supply in my bag these days.

I am quite happy with televised sport when the sound has been turned off.

Went into one pub and opened the door to find a load of gents seated en masse in semi circle rows facing me shouting and...

Had to chose one of those high tables and chairs for our Wetherspoons meal today, no other table free.

It was OK till food arrived and I wanted to be nearer the table as I was getting backache...

Don't know whether to feel deprived or lucky on the chewing gum as I have never found any yet on stools or tables - only stood on it on floors.

Agree with bar stools though as being difficult to...

I have just spent a very entertaining morning reading this thread. It is so good, and I must admit I agree with most of the annoyances. My main gripe is not being able to see pumpclips on the bar,...

Another one for Wyre Piddle brewery. "Piddle in the hedge"