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The Flintlock Inn

ETA,
"A food-led pub that is so far up its own barrel that it can see its muzzle from the inside. There is a fairly useless garden and a reasonable car park, plus some wooden...

ETA

Titchfield Mill

"She was also a bit unsure as to what constituted a full pint, but we got past that after some frank and honest discussion"

The Oddfellows Arms

Even after ten years it sounds like one to avoid. Liked Quinno's comment, "The interior, which smelt of boiled cabbages and farts"

no pleasing some folk, bit like some manager generated 10/10 reviews that pop up on here, and the scurrilous assumption that some web sites litter content with click bait :evilgrin:

I suspect this one was more intended by ETA Ivy House (JD Wetherspoon)

The burritos had very little meat in – perhaps they were keeping it Under Wraps

Both Moby & ETA, moby for this one "when it was a Yates pub and didn't think at the time pubs could get much worse than that, well they can and this is it"

But ETA prior is great as well

Both...

Another good 'un from ETA

Kingsley's

It seems these ladies were of Eastern European origin so must have been here on holiday or a cultural tour, as they offered to demonstrate their countries'...

Another classic from ETA

The Victoria Tavern

Waterloo Inn

Al Bundy
If you're naughty in life this is the kind of place you're going end up in when dead.

from Al Bundy

Recession Bar

You know you have a drink problem if you drink in here. Handy if you have no sense of taste or smell.

I always thought Rab Fisher was a reality series :evilgrin:

The Amesbury Archer

"Even the pot plant looked depressed" .....large outside seating area which offers a prime view of the slip road

From ETA

"Got off the train at BURNLEY Manchester road not been in Burnley for 15 years and its not changed much the most ugly people in the country live here so dont be shocked you can see so many bog beasts...

Love it

PS, not going to make a special trip, but next time I heading west I will try and pop in

Big Chill House

"It has no real ale and is too dark even to lip-read. Anyone who looks like a complete twat could get lost in the crowd there. Best avoided unless you are deaf, blind and/or are...

Perhaps offer him job as chairman of Co-op bank?

"The toilets stank worse than the clientele. I've seen better bars in Mogadishu. No, really, I have."

Grand Burstin Hotel

One has to worry when even the pub dog recognises you :evilgrin:

What a cracking honest review

Loved this one " the food was well microwaved" by ETA Sir Alec Rose (Lloyds No. 1)

Love the opening phrase from Steve C

My immediate impression of the Prince of Wales was not favourable as I walked through the door into an invisible wall of fart

Funny how some pubs seem to be love 'em or hate 'em

The Dog & Bone

Its a shame we are not still at war as this would be a great target for the Lufftwaffe.

or

This is one of the better...

A classic :notworthy::notworthy::notworthy:

At least anyone with a few brain cells should realise from the reviews, one shot or otherwise, just what to expect

Thanks to Old Boots for his Plockton [Scotland, and really oop north] reviews of these pubs, plus Glenelg

Been in them all, and have stayed in the Plockton hotel, although preferred the Haven, but...