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Not strictly a joke but well done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KPbJ0-DxTc#action=share


I noticed a few other musical parodies popping up lately, Youtube looks full of them.

Oh dear did you really want to start that, try this lot (apologies for the low quality of some)

I went to the chemist and asked "What gets rid of the Corona virus?"
The chemist said "Ammonia...

Ahh the brilliant Radio Active, Phillip Pope and Geoffrey Perkins being the other HeeBeeGeeBees followed on screen by KY-TV.

Noooooo, ..............................OK, maybe in North Parade (where I spent Sunday afternoon :o ).

One for Ale & Hearty perhaps although those over the hills on the dark side might appreciate it too. From the @visit_wakefield twitter feed.


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I'm easily pleased but some are good

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/41-funny-signs-youd-only-see-in-britain?bffbuk

https://twitter.com/andy56kipp/status/419187875721125888/photo/1

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4295198

“OFFSET” your excessive alcohol consumption by paying a man in Venezuela to remain teetotal. (from twitter)

http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6921709/the-complete-guide-to-the-craft-beer-at-your-local-bar

um

http://www.durhambrewery.co.uk/bottles/white-stout.aspx

Joshua Tetley had died and his old friends John and Sam Smith were going to his funeral. So, as they had a little time before the event John suggested that they should have a pint or two to celebrate...

indeed

Actually the best comment on the whole sorry affair I've heard so far is that no-one will be doing some lame Jimmy Saville impression ever again.

From Twitter: more of a poem for St George's Day than a preview of my lunchtime;

For lunch in honour of St George/ In pubs throughout the land/ We’ll eat pork pies and drink real ale/ Until we...

It's too Easy for you Lot to make these bad puns, you probably deserve a Tap for them. Quantas me out.

Somewhere, deep in a bunker beneath St Albans...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...

Okay try this

A German guy approaches a prostitute.

"I vish to buy sex viz you."

"OK," says the girl, "I charge �20 an hour."

"..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky."

Sadly I can never get them to drink enough to make me attractive, they even beat me off with their white sticks :D