How to fall at the first hurdle in self promotion

Well we knew the anonymous feedback was going to prove amusing, and it has provided some amusement so far, and a few interesting ones to be fair. The latest one is a rather spectacular fail though, this has just been submitted through our anonymous feedback.

comment: SEO Services

We would like to get your website on first page of Google.

All of our processes use the most ethical "white hat" Search Engine Optimization techniques that will not get your website banned or penalized.
Please reply and I would be happy to send you a proposal.



Somehow I wont be chasing them for their services (not even if I could).