Refreshing Beer - The fictional beers of the Queen Victoria 2005–15
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It’s literally decades since I last watched EastEnders, but I remember – this must be 1989 at the latest and God alone knows why I remember it – Pete Beale ordering a pint of Churchill’s.
Thanks to these high-resolution images of the EastEnders set that the BBC has helpfully placed on the internet for people to use as backgrounds for their online meetings, we get a rare chance to see the array of fictional beer brands created for the Queen Victoria. Normally publicity images are not detailed enough for this, and of course on TV the camera does not stay still for long enough to read anything.
Now we get to see that Churchill’s is still on the price list in 2005 at £2.30 a pint.
I wonder how much of a brief the props department gets for this sort of stuff. Obviously there are not unlimited resources. Given infinite time and money, it could be someone’s job to create fake brewing logs for Luxford & Copley going back to the 19th century. And why not? Is that any more reprehensible than thinking up the endless tortuous twists and turns of the pain-filled lives of soap characters?
Table 1: Fictional beer brands on sale in the Queen Vic, 2005–2015:
| 2005 |
SKOE |
Lager |
? |
|
| 2005 |
Melbourne Star |
Lager |
Box keg font |
|
| 2005 |
Thames Bitter |
Keg bitter |
Box keg font |
|
| 2005 |
Fo***am’s Ale |
? |
Stemmed font |
can't quite make out name |
| 2005 |
Chamber’s Best Bitter |
Keg bitter |
Keg font |
modified Castlemaine XXXX font |
| 2005 |
Jenkin’s |
Lager |
Bottle |
resembles Budweiser |
| 2005 |
Jenkin’s Pale Ale |
Pale Ale |
Bottle |
|
| 2005 |
Devlin |
Lager? |
Bottle |
|
| 2005 |
North Export |
Lager |
Bottle |
modified Miller Draft label |
| 2013 |
Bramford Export |
Lager? |
Wedge keg font |
resembles French “33” |
| 2013 |
Cromer Lager |
Lager |
Wedge keg font |
Blackletter type |
| 2013 |
Biermann Deutsche [sic] Bier |
Cask lager |
Handpull |
An in-joke? |
| 2013 |
Ale |
Cask |
Handpull |
Pumpclip with a wolf, or a seal or a bear or something |
| 2013 |
Chamber’s Best Bitter |
Cask bitter |
Handpull |
|
| 2015 |
Chamber’s Best Bitter |
Cask bitter |
Handpull |
|
| 2015 |
Alwent |
Cider? |
Keg font |
No idea what kind of product |
I had imagined that all these fake brands were created to comply with the BBC’s strict rules on avoiding product placement or anything that looked like it. But if that was the case why are there genuine brands on offer next to the fake ones? We have Coors, Murphy’s and Michelob next to the Devlin’s and Jenkin’s bottled beers, and a Guinness font on the bar top.
We can also see the Licensed Victuallers’ Association membership plaque on the wall and in one picture the Queen Vic seems to have acquired a couple of Adnams and John Smiths ashtrays.
By 2013 the Chamber’s bitter is on handpump (we also see the Vic does not use sparklers on its cask ales). There’s also something a bit odd: Biermann German beer served on a handpump. I suspect someone was either ignorant or – I prefer to believe – trying to see if any viewers would be observant enough to notice that a fictional beer was using an implausible dispense method, and also pedantic enough to complain about it (with a bonus score if you also point out that Bier is neuter in German (das Bier) and the clip should therefore read “Deutsches Bier” rather than “Deutsche Bier”).
I could have gone into this in more depth, but that would involve more knowledge of EastEnders storylines over the last 35 years than I have or am willing to acquire, and I have wasted an afternoon on it already. A brief glimpse shows the history of the Vic to have been, shall we say, turbulent, since Sharon bought it from the brewery in 1991. I can only say, if you think the real pubcos are bad (which they are), count yourself lucky you’re not running the Queen Vic.
One thing that is striking is that there are no beers from the brewery that purportedly owned the pub when the series started, Luxford & Copley. Did Sharon buy herself out of the beer tie in 1991? Did she buy the freehold or just the leasehold? Are Luxford & Copley even still in business? Researching these things is left as an exercise for the reader.
Next week: the effects of the consolidation of the brewing industry on beer choice in the pubs of Trumpton and Camberwick Green, 1955–1970.
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