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Strongers
05-07-2011, 09:32
I'm not sure what my wife looks up on this computer as the most common advert I see is for a fish pedicure place in Brighton.
Farway
05-07-2011, 13:58
I'm not sure what my wife looks up on this computer as the most common advert I see is for a fish pedicure place in Brighton.

Ah, but what ads does she see when you have been on PC a while? :whistle:
Farway
05-07-2011, 14:00
I'm not sure what my wife looks up on this computer as the most common advert I see is for a fish pedicure place in Brighton.

Do fish have feet? I know they have fingers 'cos Bird's Eye sell them, never seen fish toes for sale though :D
ETA
07-07-2011, 15:15
Do fish have feet? I know they have fingers 'cos Bird's Eye sell them, never seen fish toes for sale though :D

Perhaps they concentrate on the sole.
Quinno
07-07-2011, 15:54
Perhaps they concentrate on the sole.

I've haddock 'nuff of these puns already...
aleandhearty
07-07-2011, 18:10
Apparently, when you've had one of these fish pedicures, you feel as though you could dance the conger!
Oggwyn Trench
07-07-2011, 19:11
Apparently, when you've had one of these fish pedicures, you feel as though you could dance the conger!

And show the rest a clean pair of Eels
Quinno
07-07-2011, 22:25
And show the rest a clean pair of Eels

you're skating on thin ice...
Farway
08-07-2011, 15:14
you're skating on thin ice...

But having a whale of a time
Oggwyn Trench
08-07-2011, 20:41
But having a whale of a time

This thread is starting to Flounder
Millay
08-07-2011, 21:02
This thread is starting to Flounder

It's because people are just posting stuff on an Ad-Hoc basis
aleandhearty
08-07-2011, 21:31
This thread is starting to Flounder

Yes, it should end. I want it turbot I don't think it will.
Millay
09-07-2011, 08:41
Yes, it should end. I want it turbot I don't think it will.

:D


It cod if we all mackerel effort
Soup Dragon
09-07-2011, 10:15
and it's future is looking rather bleak
Soup Dragon
09-07-2011, 10:17
This thread is starting to Flounder

and it's future is looking rather bleak
Old Blue
09-07-2011, 12:43
I hake to say this chaps, let alone to carp on, especially as this thread has been such a ray of sunshine on a gloomy day, but these puns are all rather bass.
Oggwyn Trench
09-07-2011, 13:48
Starting to get serious now , you can feel the Tench on
Old Blue
09-07-2011, 16:21
Starting to get serious now , you can feel the Tench on

Yes, maybe we should take some time out to mullet over
Millay
09-07-2011, 18:09
Yes, maybe we should take some time out to mullet over

OK, I'll wait until everyone has had time to think about it, let minnow
Gann
10-07-2011, 10:10
Ahhhhhhhh.....

You lot are doing my Herring !
Millay
10-07-2011, 11:08
Ahhhhhhhh.....

You lot are doing my Herring !

I recommend you see a sturgeon
trainman
10-07-2011, 12:23
Oh deer, some of these are brill but others need to be knocked off their perch - anyone can have a dab at it, even if it gives the impression of being high as a kite. Those upset by such a codcentration of puns may be left pouting, or jost-ling for position to reply, tusk tusk. Gotta go, my pumps got wet & need an application of whiting; salmon shad've have told me not to go out in the rain but I was left scup-pered & in a right picarel, between a rock & a hard plaice.
Oggwyn Trench
10-07-2011, 12:54
Oh deer, some of these are brill but others need to be knocked off their perch - anyone can have a dab at it, even if it gives the impression of being high as a kite. Those upset by such a codcentration of puns may be left pouting, or jost-ling for position to reply, tusk tusk. Gotta go, my pumps got wet & need an application of whiting; salmon shad've have told me not to go out in the rain but I was left scup-pered & in a right picarel, between a rock & a hard plaice.

Eating cheese before you go to bed gives you these weird Breams
Millay
10-07-2011, 13:41
Oh deer, some of these are brill but others need to be knocked off their perch - anyone can have a dab at it, even if it gives the impression of being high as a kite. Those upset by such a codcentration of puns may be left pouting, or jost-ling for position to reply, tusk tusk. Gotta go, my pumps got wet & need an application of whiting; salmon shad've have told me not to go out in the rain but I was left scup-pered & in a right picarel, between a rock & a hard plaice.

Don't be Koi about how many puns you use Trainman, just chuck them Marlin, although some may be a bit Tenuis
Andy Ven
10-07-2011, 20:06
I can't think of any fish puns. Maybe I just Sea-Life differently....
Millay
19-07-2011, 21:25
No posts for over a week, looks like the Whiting is on the wall for this thread.
Strongers
19-07-2011, 22:21
Moraybe or moraybe not this thread is gobying somewhere, I'm not eeling it so maybe it is time to rock it on the hammerhead.
Brewguru
20-07-2011, 07:44
Moraybe or moraybe not this thread is gobying somewhere, I'm not eeling it so maybe it is time to rock it on the hammerhead.

Mako a better attempt next time then?
aleandhearty
20-07-2011, 11:33
Moraybe or moraybe not this thread is gobying somewhere, I'm not eeling it so maybe it is time to rock it on the hammerhead.

It's probably time to give it a wrasse, but it has been brill.
Millay
18-05-2012, 20:30
I thought I'd flipper this back to the top in case there was anything newt to add.
Oggwyn Trench
18-05-2012, 22:29
I thought I'd flipper this back to the top in case there was anything newt to add.

Can not really help at the moment , i am at a party , just time to finish my Bass then join in with the Conger .
Millay
19-05-2012, 09:23
I can't wait for Oggwyn, eel be ages.