Mojo Appeal

[Andy Ven]

I saw Soup on Tuesday. He has a backlog of pub reviews to write up but he's been feeling under the weather lately.

Does the PG forum community have any top motivational tips for the official mild taster?

[RogerB]

Can we not find some buxom secretary for him to dictate a few reviews to?

[Delboy20]

I knew that mad month he had would do some damage !!!!

[aleandhearty]

Does the PG forum community have any top motivational tips for the official mild taster?

We could have a whip round and buy him a pint of Hobson's Mild for every three reviews he submits.


Can we not find some buxom secretary for him to dictate a few reviews to?

It would probably help if she used his dictaphone. :whistle:

Hope it's nothing serious Soupy. Wishing you all the best.

[arwkrite]

We could aways put his name up for the M.B E. Better not put it down as conspicuous beer consumption Perhaps his archival activities would be more appropriate . If Soups is not feeling well I think a buxom secretary may be to much for him. If her services have been booked just send her to my place. I would hate to think her efforts would go to waste.:pray:

Chin up Soupy. The World still needs You . Mild still needs You.:notworthy::notworthy:

[RogerB]

If Soups is not feeling well I think a buxom secretary may be to much for him. If her services have been booked just send her to my place. I would hate to think her efforts would go to waste.:pray:
Given my current marital situation, you will have to form a queue behind me! :whistle:

[Andy Ven]

What about relaxation spa therapy?

Plunging into a dark steaming mash tun with a steak and kidney pie over each eye, followed by hot pork scratching exfoliation and then a dip in a personal bath of Highgate Mild.

Bling stretch limo laid on to escort him to the Black Country Arms to be greeted by employees old and new.

[RogerB]

Plunging into a dark steaming mash tun with a steak and kidney pie over each eye, followed by hot pork scratching exfoliation and then a dip in a personal bath of Highgate Mild.

That sounds more like the sort of deathly punishment meted out by the Joker in the old 60's Batman series.

[Conrad]

I have to admit that Del echoed my instant thought, after that month long pub marathon I would still be unconscious under a table somewhere.

Hopefully well enough to still join in on the B'ham pub crawl, I am looking forward to being educated in the ways of MILD :notworthy:

[Andy Ven]

I am looking forward to being educated in the ways of MILD :notworthy:

I know you're not a drinker but I'll buy you half a Black Country Pig on the Wall

[Conrad]

I know you're not a drinker but I'll buy you half a Black Country Pig on the Wall
Looking forward to it!

On a side note can I just say how fantastic it is how many half's I have been offered, on 2 fronts, so friendly, and also respecting the fact I don't drink much.
:notworthy:

edit: Soup, where are you? :(

[trainman]

I'll buy you half a Black Country Pig on the Wall
... but what about his beer?

[gillhalfpint]

Is this a new way to eat pork scratchings??