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02-10-2023, 07:03
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It is not as other beer festivals. There is, and I don't think this gets mentioned enough, nowhere to sit. Standing, perching, shuffling is the way of it. The payment system is a convoluted one, whereby a card is issued, for free, at the entrance, which needs to be topped up with credit by phone. Said credit is for buying beers but, this being Belgium, each exhibitor has their own glass on which you pay a deposit, refundable when you bring it back: perfect for a Bavarian quaffing fest; an absolute pain for a small-measure Belgian sipping one. Still, I bravely put up with it for several hours over two days, and here's what I sipped.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMgLA0potdE0nvw57xVLlRrMbC40l9-nUUjDWGvbzlsHIN9lRdmCvADa_aUGNjWjycPF4jlHyN8H8f0Qp x0eYpBvws80yZCxESReIC18F80_gRzaUpZj1-Eot-1onACxcjIktelMSftd8rVEDVeGHmmWKv8LAUW5Jmraf6rLEgWs pWqD9ftbGVBg/w149-h200/rodenbach_evolved.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMgLA0potdE0nvw57xVLlRrMbC40l9-nUUjDWGvbzlsHIN9lRdmCvADa_aUGNjWjycPF4jlHyN8H8f0Qp x0eYpBvws80yZCxESReIC18F80_gRzaUpZj1-Eot-1onACxcjIktelMSftd8rVEDVeGHmmWKv8LAUW5Jmraf6rLEgWs pWqD9ftbGVBg/s3035/rodenbach_evolved.jpg)Swinkels was using the occasion to launch yet another Rodenbach brand extension: Rodenbach Evolved. I'm a huge fan of basic Rodenbach Classic, and I'm guessing all the variants are made with the likes of me in mind, but I've never found one I prefer over the original. And so it is with Evolved, which started out as ordinary Grand Cru and has been aged for ten years. The first and most obvious difference is to the texture: it's very thick and chewy; bready and spiced, like a hot cross bun. Think of it as an after-dinner sort of Rodenbach. Normally, Grand Cru is too vinegary for me, so at least they've knocked that out of it. Indeed the sourness is so minimal that I found myself missing it. The spritzy happy medium between Evolved and Grand Cru is, of course, Rodenbach Classic.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1_Agw9-OKbmFgW4uFlyQ0CyaK50jEuKyE8-OerecIFsiMwjvSXouDG_DxGTnAVlnKgcMK0BscTQyM3sSsc-xU8BdwHZv255LBtx9f9Pjyo2fa5onfOgtJT_dxXp-baZlhdbeqlaXYEQH_MPbQ0QZBZlDjsuXQWK1mzdaDOthRGgIDC tinTiErHw/w200-h182/lindemans_tarot_noir_forest_fruit.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1_Agw9-OKbmFgW4uFlyQ0CyaK50jEuKyE8-OerecIFsiMwjvSXouDG_DxGTnAVlnKgcMK0BscTQyM3sSsc-xU8BdwHZv255LBtx9f9Pjyo2fa5onfOgtJT_dxXp-baZlhdbeqlaXYEQH_MPbQ0QZBZlDjsuXQWK1mzdaDOthRGgIDC tinTiErHw/s2490/lindemans_tarot_noir_forest_fruit.jpg)Staying with the sour, Lindemans launched the latest of their fruited lambics. It never occurred to me that Tarot Noir, at a grown-up 8% ABV, would be kin to their various artificially flavoured sugar bombs, but unfortunately it is. There's no sourness, just lots and lots of tooth-rotting pink-tasting candy. "Forest fruit" is the official description; blackberries, blueberries and black elderberries are the touted varieties; meh, next, is the review.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2SaqboPgS4eeGQCAZcs6mQS6yxKcL4kEmMYRGYt4ekZ g3-J12wG6ncFhQtXhRSMBlKYUooMGRc2jPrEf0mWOzD6i1srSikSd 7XSGYp57X54xqWsrNDMcZCC3gvbnYJh0ymd6IHZ4vb0YJ-SaDkAjLCvrUFL8SGE31w2tbwzwS9xjHkR3FNV1CSw/w140-h200/duchesse_de_bourgogne_cherry_chocolate.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2SaqboPgS4eeGQCAZcs6mQS6yxKcL4kEmMYRGYt4ekZ g3-J12wG6ncFhQtXhRSMBlKYUooMGRc2jPrEf0mWOzD6i1srSikSd 7XSGYp57X54xqWsrNDMcZCC3gvbnYJh0ymd6IHZ4vb0YJ-SaDkAjLCvrUFL8SGE31w2tbwzwS9xjHkR3FNV1CSw/s3215/duchesse_de_bourgogne_cherry_chocolate.jpg)Sweeten ing up their act more successfully was Duchesse de Bourgogne with a Cherry Chocolate version I hadn't seen before. This retains the richness and sour poke of the original, but adds a complementary sourness from the cherries: nothing sugary or syrupy about it. It's not a kriek, being too warm and dark, but it's an interestingly different twist in the same direction. The chocolate side is minimal, barely perceptible, and I can't help thinking that's a good thing. Adding flavourings without losing sight of the classic beer underneath must be tough to do, but this one manages it in a pleasingly no-nonsense way.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkPF9K9iMqhuhJq6akeIliUuxAEn15wC6XqkgeA-J5Q1pI7WthkG9nMlNbQXCI1Y97Tnu5sf18AKsl1M0GwWxpnJ3y-FA5q-M8mqB6NwsBgzNKJciH23MWpCwNpyvoNJn6nqbyTVXL67-05xkzaOrsiaYt6LGwkKL1GWnxFe0ddM3tMkVewKmdKw/w156-h200/floris_cactus.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkPF9K9iMqhuhJq6akeIliUuxAEn15wC6XqkgeA-J5Q1pI7WthkG9nMlNbQXCI1Y97Tnu5sf18AKsl1M0GwWxpnJ3y-FA5q-M8mqB6NwsBgzNKJciH23MWpCwNpyvoNJn6nqbyTVXL67-05xkzaOrsiaYt6LGwkKL1GWnxFe0ddM3tMkVewKmdKw/s1985/floris_cactus.jpg)If it's nonsense you want, of course, there's no need to go past the Huyghe stall, which was pouring a wide range of Floris flavoured wheat beers, plus the Mongozo range, served in a half coconut, as is correct. I have been intrigued by the existence of Floris Cactus for decades, and here was my chance to try it at last. It certainly provides some green for your money, being a brightly lurid bubblebath colour. The flavour resembles nothing so much as a Fat Frog ice lolly and therefore, presumably, the alcopop named after it. It's a sweet lime candy effect set on a soft texture; sweet but not cloying, but very silly and unbeerlike. I have a soft spot for it. I discovered Belgian beer through the likes of this so I'm never too angry at them for pulling daft shapes.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEuK_BTZbVPCT2cTbZxeywo8NOrJ4qoEjIBjCGo7qYXY XYbaJKxQlBmt1JcOtlc2c2xK-BhV2gVlRs9VevOig841YX9X7ZDNk90lsF0qmAtI06DsoM3RtgD in5aNMzdtE85bdoD2VBCm6M46N3byXcra4NgMp6awqkX54c_aS w5zO4hrbPqTO3Zw/w129-h200/deliria.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEuK_BTZbVPCT2cTbZxeywo8NOrJ4qoEjIBjCGo7qYXY XYbaJKxQlBmt1JcOtlc2c2xK-BhV2gVlRs9VevOig841YX9X7ZDNk90lsF0qmAtI06DsoM3RtgD in5aNMzdtE85bdoD2VBCm6M46N3byXcra4NgMp6awqkX54c_aS w5zO4hrbPqTO3Zw/s3490/deliria.jpg)On a more serious note, Huyghe was also pouring Deliria, a strong blonde ale they originally produced for International Women's Day. At 8.5% ABV it appears to be pitching at Duvel's end of the market, which is a perfectly worthy target. It carries the same sort of lagery dryness with sparks of herbs and pepper up front and a little peach and mango arriving late, carried by the alcohol heat. It doesn't quite have the easy-going poise of Duvel -- few beers do -- but presents a decent take on the same angle.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsSwiiF_54MebSu4n97NZ_8f2keVjE5pqUoYQ8YuxK_p dmZIuuks8WGEUg3pxYrQ-cQPZav9VitnLHVsfBprMeYVCdz1DWvzKQId00ytlKcB5QFrGh7 ol-5Q6ocHtpE5dwAszqNxPJ3mea_wND-Bpn5wjSoZKyNZZ0CDLesTUdRn2TnxTN9a9Phw/w178-h200/grimbergen_magnum_opus_brut_beer.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsSwiiF_54MebSu4n97NZ_8f2keVjE5pqUoYQ8YuxK_p dmZIuuks8WGEUg3pxYrQ-cQPZav9VitnLHVsfBprMeYVCdz1DWvzKQId00ytlKcB5QFrGh7 ol-5Q6ocHtpE5dwAszqNxPJ3mea_wND-Bpn5wjSoZKyNZZ0CDLesTUdRn2TnxTN9a9Phw/s2535/grimbergen_magnum_opus_brut_beer.jpg)Multinational-owned Grimbergen is a brewery I've come to associate with overly-sweet beers in standard Belgian abbey styles, so was very intrigued to see Magnum Opus brut beer. It turned out to be a very clear pale yellow and 8% ABV. The wine yeast has certainly cleared all the sugar out, and the result is extremely dry. There's a hint of grapefruit peel which I'm guessing is down to whatever hops they used. The aim seems to have been to create something crisp like Champagne, but it hasn't really worked and lacks the subtle complexities -- pale toast and white grape -- that I would expect to find in something like this.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfU1pFhOl7yMxsGJzyMrDLynMtkNijfWKfmZCA1suyNu w1uOsFcc0ReJZDY_QW7OaDaWLfiApAoXOB0CrcSgstb4Kw9BXX pwDMhelyHHzoqmTv_QcfbxAre0K1uhgmYHoziCWUPZXokvYT4G ccf1QF4m_Az9h8_E63z7SW3CuswBTx2MVFXyBUnQ/w158-h200/achel_superior_blond.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfU1pFhOl7yMxsGJzyMrDLynMtkNijfWKfmZCA1suyNu w1uOsFcc0ReJZDY_QW7OaDaWLfiApAoXOB0CrcSgstb4Kw9BXX pwDMhelyHHzoqmTv_QcfbxAre0K1uhgmYHoziCWUPZXokvYT4G ccf1QF4m_Az9h8_E63z7SW3CuswBTx2MVFXyBUnQ/s2870/achel_superior_blond.jpg)Though I knew that Achel had lost its trappist designation, I didn't know it had changed its blonde ale. I wrote about the 8% ABV Achel Blond way back in 2007 (https://thebeernut.blogspot.com/2007/10/o-my-brothers.html). In 2016, it seems they changed this to a 9.5% ABV beast called Achel Superior Blond. I gave this a go when I saw it. Though it has a very clean white sugar base, there's a fun herbal complexity to the flavour, giving me aniseed and rosemary in particular. That makes it seem a bit like a tripel, mixing the savoury and sweet aspects, though drier and much more like a standard, but very good, Belgian blonde ale. I have tended not to enjoy Achel's beers in general but this one had me thinking they're worth a revisit.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_LGfUKJvTD3rCK5AENXzGqcdA2f40BWw_469up_y5DB 85OMslbQBmdZh0QAkCdeRxdjtpu_r0JlSWgQg26qaJudHSmlMe ksb19gaRC3pmxbTAd4WrInYtCi5RNp32Te9PfXiqg1IUy012VJ _OASrFzJc24rtAvdWZmEp38XcqD9MXw8xFUco2Ig/w133-h200/cornelissen_vesper_tripel.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_LGfUKJvTD3rCK5AENXzGqcdA2f40BWw_469up_y5DB 85OMslbQBmdZh0QAkCdeRxdjtpu_r0JlSWgQg26qaJudHSmlMe ksb19gaRC3pmxbTAd4WrInYtCi5RNp32Te9PfXiqg1IUy012VJ _OASrFzJc24rtAvdWZmEp38XcqD9MXw8xFUco2Ig/s3165/cornelissen_vesper_tripel.jpg)Vesper Tripel, by Brouwerij Cornelissen, came my way early on. This one is 9% ABV and a perfect clear golden. The flavour is intensely bitter, all raw green vegetables and wax. That certainly gives it character, but I'm not sure it's one I appreciate. While tripel may not be supposed to be easy drinking, I found this example to be too much work to be enjoyable.

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1n_CsBNCJIxtNsn8QGalEyPg4FSrmKADM0nazfn0_yN CwKScWxdy-M0o5KCsp5NL_RASyXuG-pvTt-QWlGJGE1rFy_gydvRspiuADkCesk-qKysU2DyAWa9n-js35o-20mISU5jXOlbblFji2UczpS0yngV8BK5A8_PwJC37EyVMXWKpr zveHGw/w126-h200/flobeq_red_flo_tripel.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1n_CsBNCJIxtNsn8QGalEyPg4FSrmKADM0nazfn0_yN CwKScWxdy-M0o5KCsp5NL_RASyXuG-pvTt-QWlGJGE1rFy_gydvRspiuADkCesk-qKysU2DyAWa9n-js35o-20mISU5jXOlbblFji2UczpS0yngV8BK5A8_PwJC37EyVMXWKpr zveHGw/s3560/flobeq_red_flo_tripel.jpg)I spotted Red Flo advertised on one of the vans on the festival periphery, and made a point of buying one just because the name is so silly. It's not even red, being a straight tripel from the brewery Flobecq. Orange-amber in colour, the aroma goes all-out for bready malt while the flavour is rough and grainy with an acrid, tacked-on, bitterness. This is not a good tripel, lacking any warming smoothness or invigorating spices. While far from bad, its big loud flavours make the wrong kind of noise.

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That wasn't the only traditional Belgian style getting the bourbon treatment at the festival. See tomorrow's post for more.


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