PDA

View Full Version : The Pub Curmudgeon - An inspector calls



Blog Tracker
02-03-2023, 13:43
Visit The Pub Curmudgeon site (https://pubcurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2023/03/an-inspector-calls.html)


https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheCGuQNgs2cchvl4MHkmT4vG2NqIZmZlLVr9Y9lDvQMq H772KMEl00S8ythnCZbWNtD0j7pGwHWdWR98h07GV1BZ8oQWKP tksE1BicGc156NuClXKoTx6_DFNMXXn5pJGfvy46wp_kxeNxII z2BaVXwpPawQMQxo_MPRr4oOD2tS0Xhjd1Ckm8qq0o/s200/alex%20polizzi%20hotel%20inspector.jpg (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheCGuQNgs2cchvl4MHkmT4vG2NqIZmZlLVr9Y9lDvQMq H772KMEl00S8ythnCZbWNtD0j7pGwHWdWR98h07GV1BZ8oQWKP tksE1BicGc156NuClXKoTx6_DFNMXXn5pJGfvy46wp_kxeNxII z2BaVXwpPawQMQxo_MPRr4oOD2tS0Xhjd1Ckm8qq0o/s1440/alex%20polizzi%20hotel%20inspector.jpg)
Alex Polizzi has presented The Hotel Inspector (https://www.channel5.com/show/the-hotel-inspector/) on Channel 5 since 2008. In the show, she looks at a variety of struggling hotels and guest houses and comes up with suggestions as to how they could improve their business. As the granddaughter of famous hotelier Lord Charles Forte it’s a reasonable assumption she knows what she’s talking about. I’ve watched the occasional episode and found it mildly interesting but not really essential viewing.
However, the thought has often occurred to me, and others, that there could be room for a similar show specifically looking at pubs. Many pubs do seriously ill-considered or neglectful things that surely deserve to be pointed out to them. To some extent this brief was covered by Tom Kerridge’s Saving the Great British Pub (https://pubcurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2020/11/a-recipe-to-save-pub.html) which aired in 2020, but sadly that became overtaken by Covid and ended up with a distinctly different theme.
However, Ms Polizzi is now branching out with a new programme (https://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/Article/2023/02/22/alex-polizzi-the-hotel-inspector-looking-for-pubs-to-take-part-in-new-series) covering a wider range of hospitality operations, including restaurants, wedding venues, tourist attractions – and pubs – and is asking for businesses to put themselves forward. It’s easy to imagine that she’ll just tell them all to go down the gastropub route, but she’s more savvy than that, and I would imagine most of those that volunteer will already be food-led pubs rather than back-street boozers.
I have to say in my experience pubs of all kinds commit a myriad of sins that are likely to be offputting to customers. Setting aside my own personal prejudices, some of the most obvious ones are:

Failing to publicise your opening hours and changing them on a whim
Not displaying menus on your website or, in urban locations, outside the door. It also baffles me why pubs don’t put menus out on tables and expect you to ask for one at the bar
Ill-mannered, inattentive staff. Yes, I know recruitment is hard at present, but a lot of this comes from the management approachPoor hygiene standards, especially unpleasant toilets

More than other types of venues, pubs are dependent on repeat business, and so it’s important not to give customers any reason not to want to return. On the other hand, I sometimes come across pubs that seem to be ticking a lot of the right boxes but still aren’t attracting customers, and so obviously are missing out on some magic ingredient. In these days of multiple online guides and social media channels, it can be difficult to know how best to promote your pub, but one thing that is certain that, if you do create a website or Facebook page, you need to keep it updated.
It has to be said that independent pub businesses are often some of the worst offenders. At their best, they include some of the highest-quality pubs around, but in the absence of an area manager to give them a prod they can all too easily lose interest and let standards slip. They also have much more scope to apply idiosyncratic and offputting policies. And I would expect in general that most of those who apply will be independent businesses
I’m pretty sure it will be a certain type of pub that predominantly features, but even so no doubt it will make interesting viewing and I’ll definitely make a point of tuning in.


More... (https://pubcurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2023/03/an-inspector-calls.html)