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19-12-2022, 16:47
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So start sharpening your string, sanding your eggs and detoxing your livers. Because it's almost time for my Christmas Drinkalongathon.
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What with inflation and the general cost of living crisis, I've tried to make this year's requirements less expensive. Who can afford to buy Islay whisky? I know I can't. And I saw Dolores eyeing up the discount whisky section in the offie. I doubt I'll be getting anything fancy as a present this year.
So here is the austerity Drinkalongathon list:
- two half pieces of string
- 1 bottle of cheap whisky
- 2 bottles of really cheap whisky
- 4 bottles of really, really cheap whisky
- 2 hard boiled eggs
- 4 really hard boiled eggs
- 1 hard boiled detective
- 1 bottle of cooking sherry
- 2 bottles of the pretend port they sell dead cheap in the supermarket
- 1 crate of St. Bernardus Abt (I'm not going to economise on that)
- 2 packets of instant bacon
- 1 protractor (for the annual maths exam)
- no calculator (for the annual maths exam)
- 1 litre of Lidl gin
- 3 quarter pieces of string
- 1 bottle supermarket own brand tonic water*
- 8 cans of Ace Lager
- half a bottle of rum nicked from Andrew
Stock up and drink along! Maybe we can beat last year's total of 1 participant! (Me.)
Remember, it's never too early to start drinking for Christmas.
* The way I pour myself a gin & tonic, most of it isn't the mixer, so why waste money on posh tonic?
More... (http://barclayperkins.blogspot.com/2022/12/its-that-time-of-year-again.html)
So start sharpening your string, sanding your eggs and detoxing your livers. Because it's almost time for my Christmas Drinkalongathon.
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjBJvCrVipl27qXwrou64fXrfKjMtfSK-fRi5uWdI0YsgHW0o5aTHAlthN7Z33Snc1Gj9AW-bI8b2X_ppuKJJX8UrSHJqLwjteRLni0s1aMa9s5be6xkH3C7vj PJAFM9K1PbNkUqnwtnKby2xOMoEipu2mJByCa3ZOml08TcfI85 Cry2Vu4FYvWf_qQ=w640-h360 (https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/a/AVvXsEjBJvCrVipl27qXwrou64fXrfKjMtfSK-fRi5uWdI0YsgHW0o5aTHAlthN7Z33Snc1Gj9AW-bI8b2X_ppuKJJX8UrSHJqLwjteRLni0s1aMa9s5be6xkH3C7vj PJAFM9K1PbNkUqnwtnKby2xOMoEipu2mJByCa3ZOml08TcfI85 Cry2Vu4FYvWf_qQ=s640)
What with inflation and the general cost of living crisis, I've tried to make this year's requirements less expensive. Who can afford to buy Islay whisky? I know I can't. And I saw Dolores eyeing up the discount whisky section in the offie. I doubt I'll be getting anything fancy as a present this year.
So here is the austerity Drinkalongathon list:
- two half pieces of string
- 1 bottle of cheap whisky
- 2 bottles of really cheap whisky
- 4 bottles of really, really cheap whisky
- 2 hard boiled eggs
- 4 really hard boiled eggs
- 1 hard boiled detective
- 1 bottle of cooking sherry
- 2 bottles of the pretend port they sell dead cheap in the supermarket
- 1 crate of St. Bernardus Abt (I'm not going to economise on that)
- 2 packets of instant bacon
- 1 protractor (for the annual maths exam)
- no calculator (for the annual maths exam)
- 1 litre of Lidl gin
- 3 quarter pieces of string
- 1 bottle supermarket own brand tonic water*
- 8 cans of Ace Lager
- half a bottle of rum nicked from Andrew
Stock up and drink along! Maybe we can beat last year's total of 1 participant! (Me.)
Remember, it's never too early to start drinking for Christmas.
* The way I pour myself a gin & tonic, most of it isn't the mixer, so why waste money on posh tonic?
More... (http://barclayperkins.blogspot.com/2022/12/its-that-time-of-year-again.html)