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Conrad
13-04-2010, 15:12
'Phallic' art sparks row ahead of Pope's Malta visit (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8617305.stm)

I don't know about anyone else, but I think it should be covered for protection during the Pope's visit. :whistle:

hopwas
13-04-2010, 15:53
I think it should be covered for protection during the Pope's visit. :whistle:

Oh dear, Conrad! :eek:

Dave M
13-04-2010, 16:17
Oh dear, Conrad! :eek:
Indeed!

I'm glad that the upstanding members of the forum haven't felt the need to rise to Conrads challenge. ;)

Andy Ven
13-04-2010, 16:42
I can't condome that kind of smutty humour...

Oggwyn Trench
13-04-2010, 18:04
I am sure somebody will Cum Up with something better :whistle:

RogerB
13-04-2010, 18:12
Looks like one big cock up by the Maltesers!:whistle:

Farway
13-04-2010, 18:15
They must feel a load of dickheads:whistle:

Oggwyn Trench
13-04-2010, 18:18
I am sure the Vatican will ask some Penertrating questions

Wittenden
13-04-2010, 18:40
Can't find the link, but I read in the Sunday papers that old Bill has seized a four foot stone phallus in a shop in Leeming Bar, North Yorkshire. This old Pope sure gets around.

trainman
13-04-2010, 18:41
Rather ridickulous but, with the pope-mobile & entourage passing by, it may lead to a new meaning for the phrase rubber-necking.

oldboots
13-04-2010, 18:56
Looks Jewish to me,

oldboots
13-04-2010, 19:06
Can't find the link, but I read in the Sunday papers that old Bill has seized a four foot stone phallus in a shop in Leeming Bar, North Yorkshire. This old Pope sure gets around.

Another cock-up by NYPD :D,

here is the shop link (http://www.simplydutch.co.uk/) check out the Free Willy bit of "shop by categories" for details on how to buy. And here (http://www.free-willy.org.uk/) for details on joining the campaign.

Millay
13-04-2010, 21:39
Perhaps when they heard Pope Benedicked was visiting they thought it would be an appropriate welcome.

Evil Gazebo
13-04-2010, 21:59
I think that's just a fallacy...

Evil Gazebo
14-04-2010, 11:50
All the puns you need are in this article (http://open.salon.com/blog/lost_in_berlin/2010/04/13/malta_to_remove_embarrassing_monument_before_papal _visit). So far I have found:-

Stiff criticism
Priapic priesthood
Stimulating monument
Erected the column
Ceramic shaft
Since its erection
Got the ball rolling
Merely sheathed
Manly monument
and
Prick his conscience.

Excellent work.

Conrad
14-04-2010, 12:05
Some excellent work there, I'm surprised that there is no mention of the Pope beating the Bishop if the artful erection is not removed.

arwkrite
14-04-2010, 21:09
Just for once Words Fail Me!

Soup Dragon
14-04-2010, 21:11
What a knob--------- i mean the artist

aleandhearty
15-04-2010, 10:49
Looks Jewish to me,

Possibly. Although, it may be just the biggest drawback when visiting the area!

aleandhearty
15-04-2010, 10:54
....Alternatively, it could be viewed as the Maltese Missile Crisis.

oldboots
15-04-2010, 14:15
....Alternatively, it could be viewed as the Maltese Missile Crisis.

Sounds like Blaster Bates's "guided muscle that'll blast you into maternity"

Oggwyn Trench
15-04-2010, 18:17
Sounds like Blaster Bates's "guided muscle that'll blast you into maternity"

For those who dont know Blaster Bates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XXTRjIXJWs&feature=related , i got a load of his LPs in the attic , thanks for the reminder OB

Alesonly
17-04-2010, 11:49
I suppose you could always get a large black sheath and cover it. It could even Be sponsored by one of the condom makers with there logo. Such as ( Large gold letters with Sponsored by Virgin Mates) :whistle:

Conrad
20-04-2010, 18:28
I figure this is probably the best place to continue to poke fun at religion.

At least the devoted Catholics don't have to worry about the earth moving for them (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm).

trainman
22-04-2010, 22:52
Equally suitable for youtube thread, but you'll see why I posted it here...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpuYoK6wv_Y