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'Phallic' art sparks row ahead of Pope's Malta visit (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8617305.stm)
I don't know about anyone else, but I think it should be covered for protection during the Pope's visit. :whistle:
I think it should be covered for protection during the Pope's visit. :whistle:
Oh dear, Conrad! :eek:
Oh dear, Conrad! :eek:
Indeed!
I'm glad that the upstanding members of the forum haven't felt the need to rise to Conrads challenge. ;)
Andy Ven
13-04-2010, 16:42
I can't condome that kind of smutty humour...
Oggwyn Trench
13-04-2010, 18:04
I am sure somebody will Cum Up with something better :whistle:
Looks like one big cock up by the Maltesers!:whistle:
They must feel a load of dickheads:whistle:
Oggwyn Trench
13-04-2010, 18:18
I am sure the Vatican will ask some Penertrating questions
Wittenden
13-04-2010, 18:40
Can't find the link, but I read in the Sunday papers that old Bill has seized a four foot stone phallus in a shop in Leeming Bar, North Yorkshire. This old Pope sure gets around.
trainman
13-04-2010, 18:41
Rather ridickulous but, with the pope-mobile & entourage passing by, it may lead to a new meaning for the phrase rubber-necking.
oldboots
13-04-2010, 18:56
Looks Jewish to me,
oldboots
13-04-2010, 19:06
Can't find the link, but I read in the Sunday papers that old Bill has seized a four foot stone phallus in a shop in Leeming Bar, North Yorkshire. This old Pope sure gets around.
Another cock-up by NYPD :D,
here is the shop link (http://www.simplydutch.co.uk/) check out the Free Willy bit of "shop by categories" for details on how to buy. And here (http://www.free-willy.org.uk/) for details on joining the campaign.
Perhaps when they heard Pope Benedicked was visiting they thought it would be an appropriate welcome.
Evil Gazebo
13-04-2010, 21:59
I think that's just a fallacy...
Evil Gazebo
14-04-2010, 11:50
All the puns you need are in this article (http://open.salon.com/blog/lost_in_berlin/2010/04/13/malta_to_remove_embarrassing_monument_before_papal _visit). So far I have found:-
Stiff criticism
Priapic priesthood
Stimulating monument
Erected the column
Ceramic shaft
Since its erection
Got the ball rolling
Merely sheathed
Manly monument
and
Prick his conscience.
Excellent work.
Some excellent work there, I'm surprised that there is no mention of the Pope beating the Bishop if the artful erection is not removed.
arwkrite
14-04-2010, 21:09
Just for once Words Fail Me!
Soup Dragon
14-04-2010, 21:11
What a knob--------- i mean the artist
aleandhearty
15-04-2010, 10:49
Looks Jewish to me,
Possibly. Although, it may be just the biggest drawback when visiting the area!
aleandhearty
15-04-2010, 10:54
....Alternatively, it could be viewed as the Maltese Missile Crisis.
oldboots
15-04-2010, 14:15
....Alternatively, it could be viewed as the Maltese Missile Crisis.
Sounds like Blaster Bates's "guided muscle that'll blast you into maternity"
Oggwyn Trench
15-04-2010, 18:17
Sounds like Blaster Bates's "guided muscle that'll blast you into maternity"
For those who dont know Blaster Bates http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XXTRjIXJWs&feature=related , i got a load of his LPs in the attic , thanks for the reminder OB
Alesonly
17-04-2010, 11:49
I suppose you could always get a large black sheath and cover it. It could even Be sponsored by one of the condom makers with there logo. Such as ( Large gold letters with Sponsored by Virgin Mates) :whistle:
I figure this is probably the best place to continue to poke fun at religion.
At least the devoted Catholics don't have to worry about the earth moving for them (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/8631775.stm).
trainman
22-04-2010, 22:52
Equally suitable for youtube thread, but you'll see why I posted it here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpuYoK6wv_Y
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