The Assorted April Fools Thread

[Conrad]

Greene King to takeover JD Wetherspoons (http://bit.ly/RR), I wonder what will change.

[arwkrite]

Greene King to takeover JD Wetherspoons (http://bit.ly/RR), I wonder what will change.

Great News ! Now we can access GK IPA from 7a.m:cheers::cheers::cheers:(:whistle: Conr:whistle:ad,sometimes you can be a right bar steward.:))




Now I am thoroughly depressed I may pop to Greene King...sorry...Whetherspoons.

[Conrad]

It really is a breaking news day today. I am just hearing on Radio 4 (Today Programme) that Shakespeare's mum (http://news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_8598000/8598291.stm) may turn out to have been French meaning that the French may be able to claim some of the credit for the great bard himself!

[arwkrite]

Just had a look at a few online newspapers. The trouble is the world has become such a crazy place you are likely to believe anything and find it difficult to top what happens in real life. So today I will disbelieve anthing that happens. That includes those letters in the post demanding money with future credit menaces, and offers ,in my email , from young ladies wishing to make my aquaintance. Sorry girls but life is just to hectic at the moment.

[RogerB]

Not falling for that one on a day like today!!!!

[Eddie86]

From the publican:

http://www.thepublican.com/story.asp?sectioncode=7&storycode=66752

Government proposes 'drinking license' for pub customers
:mad::sick:

[gillhalfpint]

I think todays date is the answer to this one.

One could say it is the latest measure to get folk off the dole if every pub has to employ a card checking doorman.

[Eddie86]

Your not meant to give it away so early in the day!

[arwkrite]

A must for everyones toolbar......

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/

[Alesonly]

Go have a Look at Google Street Maps at street level theres been a 3D effect added today you will see a little Icon on screen click on it too get 3d effects.

Must be a April 1st joke.

[Conrad]

Ok, quite like that one. :D

[arwkrite]

Advert in the Daily Mail ,BMW offering their logo in the colour of your preferred political party.

To order contact.....Uwe.Beanhadd@bmw.co.uk

[Maldenman]

A must for everyones toolbar......

http://www.google.co.uk/intl/en/landing/translateforanimals/

This one was forwarded on to a girl here at work who talks about her dog a lot. We left it a short while then asked her if she'd read the link. Thrilled to bits she said she'd forwarded it home and was going to have a try out later!!

[Conrad]

This one was forwarded on to a girl here at work who talks about her dog a lot. We left it a short while then asked her if she'd read the link. Thrilled to bits she said she'd forwarded it home and was going to have a try out later!!
Oh dear, she may want to hear about the official Google rebrand (http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2010/04/different-kind-of-company-name.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+blogspot%2FMKuf+%28Official+G oogle+Blog%29&utm_content=Google+Reader) as well then.

[Oggwyn Trench]

From the publican:

http://www.thepublican.com/story.asp?sectioncode=7&storycode=66752

Government proposes 'drinking license' for pub customers
:mad::sick:


Hope nobody from the goverment reads this , they might think its a good idea

[Oggwyn Trench]

Idid see somebody in Worcester licking a copy of the Sun , being Worcester i put it down to normal behaviour didnt realise it was April Fool

[Alesonly]

I did see somebody in Worcester licking a copy of the Sun , being Worcester i put it down to normal behaviour didn't realise it was April Fool

Yes I see one of a group of builders doing this in the caf today and thought it was normal Sun readers behaviour till I over heard one of his mates taking the pi55 about the lick & taste page. :)
( Before anyone asks NO it was not on page three) :whistle:

[hopwas]

Great News ! Now we can access GK IPA from 7a.m:cheers::cheers::cheers:(:whistle: Conr:whistle:ad,sometimes you can be a right bar steward.:))




Now I am thoroughly depressed I may pop to Greene King...sorry...Whetherspoons.

:moremad: I am watching you very carefully.. :D:whistle:

[Millay]

I’m surprised no-one has mentioned the new Amber Stout that Fosters are about to launch (http://www.morningadvertiser.co.uk/news.ma/ViewArticle?R=86549&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ma-rss-general-news+%28General+News+Rss+news+feed+for+Morning+Adv ertiser%29), that must have been be an April Fool. The Article claims that Fosters drinkers are more adventurous than other lager drinkers and that bar staff will be putting the shape of a boomerang into the head of the beer just like the Guinness shamrock.

[trainman]

“The product is founded on detailed research which confirmed that Foster’s drinkers are more adventurous than other (lager) drinkers."

Classic! thanks Millay.